SHAFAQNA – Rejoice oh good people of the West, the Guardian is turning whistle-blower extraordinaire … Assange, Snowden move over, there is a new monster in town and it spells like a Wahhabist nightmare … Beware the SHIAS are here!
In one of the most riveting and insightful piece of honest journalism EVER to grace the pages of the Guardian, one eloquent Mr Martin Chulov exposed Shia Islam’s devilish agenda: that to repopulate Syria with its cohorts of Shia Muslims.
I will give you a moment to grasp the gravity of the situation.
Forget global warming or Brexit! This is serious now … THE SHIAS ARE COMING. Where the hell are we gonna hide now!
Those Shias I tell you, the nerves of them! It’s like an epidemic … the more Saudi Arabia campaigns against them, the more they seem to rally? I even heard they broke into our media industry. But hush, you didn’t hear it from me.
The nerves I tell you … downright unpalatable!
Let me tell you something else, they are quite cunning! Even from up close you would confuse them with real human beings! Crazy … I mean for the love of Shawarma let’s tag them and bag them! We can’t just have Shias roaming free in the wilderness. What’s next? Religious freedom, civil liberties, democracy?!
Good God people, we are trying to incept Wahhabistan here! And do not get me started on the Resistance Movement. I find the very concept of political empowerment and self-determination an insult on any good western neo-colonial psyche.
Some people need to get their priorities straight.
Are you laughing yet? Crying maybe? Well I’m not doing either.
Actually, I’m down-right furious and absolutely disgusted at the insufferable fascist narrative employed by the Guardian – this so-called bastion of ethical journalism! Mr Chulov there are a few things I would like to tell you. Allow me to start at the beginning:
How much? Seriously now, how much were you paid to vomit such bile and still hug the moral high-ground? How much those days to sell religious pluralism to the river and play into Riyadh’s anti-Shia genocidal agenda?
Do you rejoice when Wahhabi militias rampage through the Greater Levant vociferating the same hateful sectarian orgy you put down in your article? Do you approve of those war cries calling for the annihilation of religious communities in the name of that diseased sanctimonious self-entitled and sociopathic dogma we call Wahhabism?
Do you perk up at the sight of mass graves and human suffering? Do you have any respect at all for others’ right to exist in freedom and tolerance?
Don’t answer that … you forfeited your humanity in your title: “Iran repopulates Syria with Shia Muslims to help tighten regime’s control.”
The nerves of you … the depravity of you Mr Chulov to be quietly calling and rationalising Riyadh’s genocidal tendency by arguing demographic remapping and religious colonialism.
Let me quote you Mr Chulov for I do not believe you fully appreciate the Evil hiding in your words.
You wrote”: In the valleys between Damascus and Lebanon, where whole communities had abandoned their lives to war, a change is taking place. For the first time since the conflict broke out, people are starting to return.
But the people settling in are not the same as those who fled during the past six years.
The new arrivals have a different allegiance and faith to the predominantly Sunni Muslim families who once lived there. They are, according to those who have sent them, the vanguard of a move to repopulate the area with Shia Muslims not just from elsewhere in Syria, but also from Lebanon and Iraq.”
Mr Chulov as a Shia Muslim … may I dare be as bold as to say: as a proud Shia Muslim woman who has had to deal with the likes of little bias you for well over a decade, I would like to sincerely apologise for our collective SHIA audacity.
I beg you Mr Chulov to forgive our arrogance when thinking that one’s right to one’s religion suffers no contention and that people stand ultimately equal in their humanity.
Us SHIAS you see were raised on Imam Hussain’s Revolution and so we have this annoying habit of opposing Tyranny and Injustice wherever it may lie, and however it manifests.
Us SHIAS have been breathed to life on the words of our Imams and Prophets and so our allegiance lies to the Truth – not the corruptible and despicable … there, our humanity differs Mr Chulov.
There, I must say you have chosen to sat with theo-fascism and thus espouse the language of the Black Flag Army.
How dare you imply that Syrians are not free to choose the manner of their belief? How dare you make the case for some form of religious quota oversight?
Another point worth raising since you appear most ignorant in humanity: Iran does not hold any monopoly on Shia Islam.
I hate to break it to you but Iran is home to all three Abrahamic religions and does not identify in rejection of any.
How dare you project your own sectarianism onto a faith that stands in tolerance, compassion and justice?
How dare you argue demographic manipulation in the Levant when Bahrain, and Yemen have been redacted out of their traditions under the blade of Wahhabist Saudi Arabia courtesy of your western-made weapons?
HOW DARE YOU?
How dare you claim victimhood away from our martyrs and cloak your sectarian self with it?
“Demographic balance” you say … according to whom, and whose regulations?
Or is it that you are playing Fuhrer those days … is that what you call liberalism those days
By Catherine Shakdam – Director of Programs for the Shafaqna Institute of Middle Eastern Studies